Republican President: Is This Going to Happen?

Donald Trump will be in the lead for a few weeks until a surprise candidate appears. Jesus! He was not born in the U.S. but the birthers won't care, since they luv Jesus. Yet some people will complain, and to appease them he will die and get reborn in the U.S. (Mormon Jesus lul). He will win since all the liberals will vote for him too, they don't want to look anti-semitic by not voting him. Once he becomes president everybody will be shocked to find out he's a communist. Yes, the Bible preaches equality and communism.